"Starship Command, there seems to be no signs of life anywhere.."

Yes, I'm quoting Toy Story. This seriously bugs me: I have my own cell phone, with unlimited texting. I have a Myspace. I have a Facebook. I have e-mail through Yahoo! and AOL. I have a blog that [until recently] I update fairly often. I even have a Twitter. Not to mention I accept snail mail and phone calls on the house phone. So why don't I ever talk to anyone?! It's sad. =[